The funniest art story ever. I have to say this "performance art" cracks me up, which means I enjoy it, which means it's really art? Does the fact that it makes me think about whether it's really art, mean it's really art?
In memoriam for the Bears 2005 season: Shave Kyle Orton's neck beard. Via Ken.
A site that's been linked a couple of times by Jaquandor: Eyesore of the month. The month I link to is funny to me because it doesn't turn out to be the cemetary-strip-mall on Parker Road that I know.
Stop me if I've linked to this before: uglydress.com.
Which reminds me: these recipes probably really will help you lose weight, if only by destroying your appetite.